India’s most lucrative start ups: Political Parties

Political Parties

The Great Indian Dal-Con™

Tax-Free Political Parties, Coalitions, and the Art of Asset Allocation

By: A Tax-paying Observer with No Political Ambitions (Yet)


Welcome to the subcontinent’s most exclusive startup ecosystem: the Indian political party registry. For Political Parties, ideology is optional, but the suffixes Dal, Janta, and Congress are mandatory—like domain extensions for instant credibility. With over 2,600 registered parties, the nation has officially achieved peak democracy—or perhaps, a blockchain-level absurdity of tokenized political identities.


🗳️ Step 1: Naming Your Party

Every successful Political Parties must sound vaguely familiar. Choose one word from Column A and one from Column B. Add regional spice or emotional garnish.

Column A: Rashtra, Kranti, Azadi, Janmabhoomi, Samajwadi
Column B: Dal, Janta, Congress, Sena, Morcha

Winning Political Parties’ Combinations:

  • Azadi Bachao Janta Dal Congress – For patriots who prefer tax-free dissent.
  • Samajik Kranti Yatra Dal – Best launched during a strike or food festival.
  • Janmabhoomi Adhikar Congress Dal – Advocating rights of people born on Tuesdays.
  • Loktantrik Azadi Kranti Dal (LAKD) vs Lok Azadi Kranti Janata Dal (LAKJD) – Voters confused. EC even more so.

📁 Step 2: Get Registered and Reimbursed

Thanks to Section 13A of the Income Tax Act, political parties enjoy full tax exemption on:

  • Donations (including anonymous electoral bonds)
  • House property income
  • Capital gains and divine blessings

Compliance Requirements for Political Parties (aka soft guidelines):

  • Maintain some books.
  • Avoid cash donations above ₹2,000 (unless confident).
  • Submit ITR-7 with a party seal and an oversized sense of moral righteousness.

Think of it as India’s Cayman Islands for politicians—except it’s located in Parliament and powered by fuel taxes.


🎭 Step 3: Symbolism Over Substance

The Election Commission, exhausted by clipart overload of Political Parties, has unleashed a new wave of symbols:

  • ☕ A pressure cooker whistling sideways — grassroots steam.
  • 🔜 A broken USB stick — digital sovereignty meets emotional disconnect.
  • 💺💺💺 Three empty chairs — coalition readiness + accountability vacuum.

Political Parties’ Manifesto Must-Haves:

  • “Inclusive development” and “New India” on loop.
  • Quotes from Gandhi, Ambedkar, and that guy in your college WhatsApp group.

💼 Step 4: Join a Coalition, Mine Your Ministry

Welcome to the Coalition Wealth Generator™. Here’s the cheat code for new Political Parties to public-private profit:

  • Demand a ministry with discretion (Telecom, Coal, Urban Dev).
  • Award contracts to cousins. Preferably those without LinkedIn.
  • Route all donations through the party. Tax-free, of course.
  • Acquire ancestral property via friendly shell companies.

Case Studies in Coalition Capitalism of Political Parties:

💞 Sukh Ram’s Cistern Cache

1990s Telecom Minister. Raids unearthed ₹3.6 crore in pillows, suitcases, and a toilet cistern. The original “flush fund.”

🪨 Hemant Soren’s Self-Mining Scheme

As Jharkhand CM and Mining Minister, he awarded himself a mining lease. EC said “conflict of interest.” BJP said “sensitive tribal optics.”

🏡 Sita Soren’s Bribery Ballot

Accused of taking cash for her Rajya Sabha vote. Allegedly mistook envelopes for party pamphlets. A genuine printing error.

🧠 Sidebar: The Tribal Immunity Doctrine™

“We must protect tribal dignity,” said the spokesperson, as coal dust settled on the affidavit. Disqualifying a tribal leader is now “oppression,” while ignoring corruption is “inclusive democracy.”

This is not logic. This is Optics Constitutionalism™.


🎮 Party Formation for Profit: A Compliance Checklist

RequirementActual Practice
Transparent DonationsElectoral bonds. Anonymous by design.
Books of AccountsMaintained during raids. Misplaced otherwise.
Conflict of InterestMinister awards coal mine to himself. “Tribal context.”
Asset DeclarationFiled 6 months late. Includes farmhouse since 2009.

🎥 Classic Wealth Cases: The Coalition’s Asset Ballet

💃 Mayawati: From Dalit Icon to Diamond Dinnerware

  • Declared ₹111 crore in 2012
  • 380 carats of diamonds
  • 1 kg of gold
  • 20 kg silver dinner set
  • Bungalow on Sardar Patel Marg worth ₹62 crore

CBI probe dismissed by SC in Mayawati vs Union of India (2012). Reason? The agency was investigating without instructions.

🧱 Mulayam Singh Yadav: The ₹20 Crore Legacy

  • 7.5 kg of gold worth ₹2.4 crore
  • Land worth ₹7.89 crore
  • Residential property worth ₹6.83 crore
  • Loan of ₹2.13 crore from son Akhilesh

CBI probe since 2007. Closure reports contested over forgery & Section 17-A delays.

🛌 Lalu Prasad Yadav: Fodder, Land & ₹139 Crore Embezzlement

  • Convicted in 5 fodder scam cases, incl. ₹139 crore Doranda treasury fraud
  • Land-for-jobs scandal (2004–2009)
  • Properties gifted to family for railway jobs
  • ED attached assets worth ₹6 crore in 2023

His family is a syllabus in scam dynamics.


🛋 J. Jayalalithaa: From Amma Canteen to Crorepati Queen

A mature startup from Political Parties of Tamil Nadu was accused of amassing disproportionate assets worth over ₹66 crore:

  • 1,250 pairs of shoes
  • 10,500 sarees
  • 91 watches
  • Farmhouses, gold biscuits, bungalows

Trusted aide Sasikala convicted. Jayalalithaa, however, left behind a wealth profile that made Imelda Marcos look minimalist.

Verdict: Amma invested in silk, gold, and silence.


🪙 Arvind Kejriwal: The ₹20 Crore Simplicity Ceremony

A 2013 startup from Delhi political parties remained in government for over a decade. Aam Admi Party founder Arvind Kejriwal gave following speech at the time of his first victory. Remember to give similar speech after you win.

In 2024, Delhi CM Kejriwal’s daughter’s wedding reportedly cost ₹20 crore:

  • Designer lehengas
  • Imported orchids & gold cutlery
  • Vegan biryani for 5-star sensibilities

AAP said: “Private function. Public funds untouched.”
Public said: “Free bijli, expensive shaadi.”

Kejriwal: “She’s my daughter, not a mohalla clinic.”


🚀 Prashant Kishor: The Political Startup with Infinite Pitch Decks

After rebranding half of India’s netas, Prashant Kishor launched Jan Suraj™, a startup party in Bihar’ old political parties.

Tagline: “Neta nahi, Network hai.”

Model:

  • No MLAs yet. No manifesto.
  • Drone shots, padyatras, endless slide decks.
  • Plans IPO in 2029. Investment secured from nostalgia and PowerPoint.

📚 Dal-Con™ Index: ROI of Political Startups

ActionReturn on Investment
Register party₹10 lakh setup, ₹100 crore outcome
Join coalition7% vote share, 70% ministry share
Ministry controlUnlimited contracts to relatives
Income declaredZero tax. Full-page newspaper ad

🎨 Bonus: Party Name Generator

  1. Choose a Cause: Azadi / Kranti / Ram Rajya
  2. Add Suffix: Dal / Janta / Congress / Sena
  3. Final Touch: Local grievance / Festival / Weather event

Examples:

  • Ramrajya Kranti Dal (Cyclone-Relief Chapter)
  • Azadi Janta Morcha (Kite Flying Rights)
  • Vikas Nahi Mila Congress Dal (Youth Wing)

📣 Final Disclaimer:

Political Party Dinner

This post is satirical. All names, ministries, and cisterns are used for systemic critique. If offended, feel free to launch your own po

litical party and file an FIR under the Representation of Outrage Oranges Act, 1951.

Go forth. Launch your Samajwadi Azadi Kranti Jan Congress Dal.
If not for power, then for tax exemption and symbolic immortality.

 

Why does India have such poor infrastructure at the local level?

Poor infrastructure in India

Why India’s Local Infrastructure Lags – And How to Fix It

India is a land of immense “richness” – from its vibrant human capital to its bold economic strides. Yet, a glaring paradox persists: despite growing individual prosperity, the quality of public infrastructure, especially at the state and local levels, often falls short. Potholes scar roads, sanitation systems falter, and projects languish in delays. This isn’t a reflection of India’s inherent wealth but a consequence of flawed policies that stifle progress. The solution lies in surgical policy reforms that dismantle systemic inefficiencies and curb endemic corruption, unlocking equitable prosperity from the ground up.

The root of poor local infrastructure isn’t just funding shortages or technical limitations. It’s the pervasive corruption that thrives in opaque, unaccountable systems, particularly where small contractors dominate.You walk out of world class airport or squeaky clean railway station or take an arteriole road from world class expressway and it appears that you have entered another country. Why infrastructure built and maintained by Central/federal Govt is world-class but at State level or Municipal level it is squalor all around?

All the infrastructure and public amenities are build by private contractors who are paid by Government and together they abysmally fail in either building it properly or maintaining it properly and do nothing to keep it clean. These contractors are awarded the contracts to construct, repair or maintain the public infrastructure on the basis of competitive bidding. But it appears this system is not bringing meritorious bidders out.

A key issue in this problem is collusive bidding: multiple bids for public contracts are often submitted by members of the same family or group, rigging the process to secure inflated contracts under the guise of competition. To transform this broken system, three targeted policy changes can pave the way for transparency, accountability, and citizen-driven progress.

1. Mandate Business Name Registration for All Contractors
Many small-scale contractors operate informally, using personal names as their “business” identity. This anonymity enables collusion and fraud. Requiring every proprietorship or corporation to register a distinct business name creates a traceable, formal identity. This simple step makes it harder for individuals to hide behind multiple entities, ensuring a public record that fosters accountability and deters corrupt practices.

2. Enforce Transparent Bidding Disclosures
To tackle collusive bidding head-on, tender documents must include a mandatory declaration. Bidders should disclose whether other bids for the same project come from family members or associated entities. Paired with registered business names, this requirement exposes hidden connections, enabling authorities to disqualify collusive bids. The result? Genuine competition, fair pricing, and a cleaner procurement process.

3. Introduce a Public Feedback Rating System
Quality infrastructure demands accountability beyond the contract award. A public feedback rating system, hosted on accessible digital platforms, empowers citizens to evaluate completed projects based on quality, adherence to specifications, and performance. Contractors with consistently high ratings gain a competitive edge in future tenders, while poor performers face reputational and financial consequences. This mechanism incentivizes excellence and deters shoddy work, putting citizens at the heart of infrastructure oversight.

Together, these reforms shift India’s infrastructure landscape from opacity and manipulation to transparency and accountability. By addressing the policy failures that fuel corruption, they unlock the nation’s vast potential to deliver world-class public goods that match its economic and human dynamism.

For a deeper exploration of these issues and transformative solutions, check out Corruption in India: The History, Law and Politics of Corruption, available on Amazon. Join the movement to reimagine India’s infrastructure – one policy, one project, one citizen at a time.

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Clean sweep Ignatius and its inspiration from real life corruption

Corruption Clean Sweep

The Anti-Corruption Crusader With a Swiss Bank Account.

A Wry Glance at “Clean Sweep Ignatius” and the Abacha Billions

Corruption: The Global Villain

Corruption is the perennial villain of societies and politics all over the globe, lurking in every corridor of power. The greatest irony is when the very person chosen to fight corruption becomes its biggest perpetrator. This darkly comic irony is the heart of Jeffrey Archer’s short story, “Clean Sweep Ignatius”—a tale so pointedly cynical that it echoes Nigeria’s own turbulent history. Archer wrote this fiction in 1988 but is as much relevant today as any time in history.

Fictional Story of Ignatius Agarbi: The Anti-Hero

Ignatius Agarbi bursts onto Nigeria’s political stage as a crusading zealot against corruption. He is appointed as Minister of Finance by the president of Nigeria who was desperate to stamp out graft. Tasked with recovering stolen national wealth—particularly the infamous cash hoarded in Swiss bank accounts—Ignatius is hailed as incorruptible, relentless, and incorruptible. Or so everyone believes.

The Swiss Bank Standoff: A Dramatic Farce

The climax unfolds at a Swiss bank, where Ignatius, armed with righteous fury (and, remarkably, a firearm), demands the names of Nigerians holding secret accounts. The Swiss banker, true to his nation’s famed discretion, politely refuses, upholding client confidentiality with unfaltering calm.

A twist in the tale: Ignatius’s Secret Exploits

Here comes the chilling twist: Ignatius is not outraged by the banker’s refusal. Instead, he is jubilant. The confrontation was a calculated test of the bank’s secrecy. Confident in its vault-like discretion, Ignatius swiftly opens his own account, depositing five million dollars of embezzled public funds. The anti-corruption champion is, in fact, the most skilled thief of all. This was the climax of the story.

Historical Echoes: The Abacha Loot

What inspired Archer’s cynical tale “Clean Sweep Ignatius”?

Nigeria’s former military dictator, General Sani Abacha, who ruled from 1993 to 1998. Abacha came to power after toppling the Interim National Government in November 1993—this was the last coup in the country’s military history. Once in control, he suspended democratic institutions, banned political activities, and ran the country as a virtual autocracy. His regime was notorious for widespread human rights abuses, including the execution of activists such as Ken Saro-Wiwa and the imprisonment of political opponents like Moshood Abiola and former head of state Olusegun Obasanjo. His repression extended to crushing dissent and maintaining strict personal control via a powerful security apparatus.

Sani Abacha also left a legacy of staggering corruption. Abacha is most infamous for the sheer scale of corruption and theft associated with his time in office. He and his family allegedly embezzled between $2 billion and $5 billion of public funds, most of it hidden in foreign bank accounts, especially in Switzerland and other offshore havens most of it stashed in Swiss banks.

The Ongoing Battle to Recover Stolen Wealth

Since Abacha’s death, Nigerian governments have waged an arduous international campaign to repatriate the stolen billions. This endless legal and diplomatic struggle has pitted Nigeria against the impenetrable veil of Swiss banking secrecy—a system so robust that it might have pleased Archer’s fictional Ignatius.

Bitter Truths Revealed

The story’s parallel is no coincidence. Clean Sweep Ignatius reveals a bitter truth: those who loudly proclaim anti-corruption efforts may be the most expert at exploiting corruption. It is the ultimate bait-and-switch—winning public trust while perfecting personal enrichment hidden in plain sight. The former Finance Minister of India, P. Chidambaram and his family is also under cloud of corruption with many pending cases.

Conclusion:

A Punchline That Costs Billions

Jeffrey Archer’s “Clean Sweep Ignatius” remains a masterstroke of irony and satire, reflecting the frustrating reality of global anti-corruption efforts. In this grand theatre of international finance, the cleanest sweep is sometimes the sweep, that transfers billions into secret accounts. This punchline costs nations dearly and stands as a somber reminder of the challenges ahead in battling corruption worldwide.

Judiciary is a Robed Raj: An Requiem of Judicial Aristocracy in India

Judicial system in India as legacy of British Empire

Introduction to Judiciary

While the British left in 1947, one institution remained untouched in spirit, structure, and psychology: the judiciary. Not merely a pillar of democracy, but a vestigial crown—the last surviving outpost of empire.

India decolonized its Parliament. It could never decolonize its Courts i.e. its judicial system. This isn’t a poetic flourish. It is a structural truth, and now—an urgent crisis.

⚖️ The Colonial DNA of the Indian Judiciary

  • Language: English-only proceedings ensure 90% of Indians remain legal orphans.
    • Attire: Robes, wigs (once), and “My Lord” rituals mimic imperial courts, not democratic justice.
    • Recruitment: Judges themselves appoint judges through a system called the Collegium—a closed circle with no transparency or public input. India has a written constitution which does not even mention the word “collegium” but it has been created with senior judges of Supreme Court as its members.
    • Power without accountability: They cannot be easily impeached, audited, or even questioned without risking “contempt.” Read about Justice Yashwant Verma controversy below.

This is not a public institution. It is a self-governing aristocracy in black robes.

Ignoring Palpable Corruption

In March 2025, a fire at the Delhi residence of Justice Yashwant Varma led to a major judicial controversy when responders discovered heaps of half-burnt ₹500 notes in a storeroom under his control. Despite video evidence and multiple eyewitness accounts, no formal police complaint was filed. A Supreme Court-appointed panel investigated, calling 55 witnesses and eventually concluding that Varma and his family had covert access to the storeroom, suggesting serious misconduct.

The panel recommended impeachment proceedings, citing a lack of transparency and failure to report the incident. Justice Varma denied all allegations and claimed a conspiracy, but was nonetheless transferred to the Allahabad High Court, stripped of judicial responsibilities. The source of the cash remains unknown, leaving lingering questions about judicial accountability and the limits of institutional oversight.

🔁 Not Rule of Law—But Rule of Judges

India suffers not from the tyranny of precedent—but from its complete abandonment.

  • Precedents are fluid. Legal memory is optional.
    • Bench shopping is routine. Outcomes often depend on who hears the case, not what it concerns.
    • Judges routinely overstep, issuing moral rulings on food, films, and private life.

On social media people crying hoarse on different criterion being applied. Hashtag #Judiciary makes trend on social media but no change takes place to improve the situation or to make judicial decision consistant.

This is not jurisprudence. It is judicial adventurism. The robes may be black, but they carry the color of empire.

🧱 The Structural Curse of Judges

India’s judiciary is not comparable to that of Pakistan or Myanmar in outcome—they never had rule of law to begin with. But the structural resemblance is undeniable:

Just as the military is the self-appointing, untouchable force in Pakistan and Myanmar, the judiciary in India has become the military of the mind. I has ventured into all domains of executive governance, not even sparing the sports like cricket.

  • Judges, self-appointing judges through the collegium.
    • Immune from prosecution, even in corruption scandals.
    • Untouchable by Parliament, media, or public opinion.
  • Unanswerable to any institution of public under the veil of autonomy

From currency-filled residences to deliberate falsehoods in affidavits, judges face no consequence. This is not justice. It is an imperial order in judicial disguise.

📉 Collapse of Basic Justice: Contract Enforcement

India ranks among the worst in the world in enforcing contracts. Thanks only to judiciary.

  • India ranked 163rd out of 190 countries in the World Bank’s Ease of Doing Business (2020).
  • Judges go on leave with not even an SMS to litigants but if a litigant fails to turn up due to any emergency, he is required to pay costs which is may not be compensatory but punitive.
  • Judiciary requires over 1,400 days (nearly 4 years) to resolve an average commercial dispute. However, it is not uncommon to see litigation prolonging for decades.

This isn’t just inefficiency. It’s the symptom of a judiciary that pursues prestige over service. And the economy pays for it. Public has to suffer in silence.

👑 Aristocracy at the Judicial Benches

The real decay lies in the judiciary’s internal culture. It behaves less like a constitutional body, and more like a hereditary elite, convinced of its own superiority. The result of appointment through collegium system is that every judge is a close blood relative of another judge, present or retired.

  1. Misbehavior in Court
    – Judges openly scold, humiliate, and mock litigants and lawyers—especially juniors, alike.
    – Politeness is rare. Arrogance is the norm.
  2. Pushback from Lawyers
    – In smaller towns, this has escalated into protests and physical confrontations.
    – Lawyers no longer fear the bench. They resent it. Frequently Bars pass resolutions or go on strike to boycott a particular judge. The circus may be due to a cause but it is disgusting.
  3. Collapse of Professional Culture
    – The courtroom is no longer a place of mutual respect—it is a stage for dominance.
    – This is not sustainable. It is already beginning to crack.

The judiciary is no longer feared for its wisdom. It is resisted for its arrogance.

🌐 A Global Pattern: Judiciary and Status Quo

As Subhash Kak, a scientist by profession and settled in USA observes, the judiciary across many nations now acts as the guardian of the global status quo and judiciary of India is no different:

  • It obstructs nationalists while preserving old institutional power.
    • It aligns more with globalist elites than with the democratic will of people.
    • It is a counter-majoritarian force, immune to reform, and intolerant of disruption.

India is not isolated in this—only more opaque.

🪦 A Burial, Not a Reformation

This is not a call to reform. This is a call to retire the institution as it currently exists.

What has outlived its dignity,
what defends only itself,
what holds no mirror to the people—
deserves a burial, not fire.

The Robed Raj must end.

Not with slogans. Not with rage. But with clarity, courage, and the creation of a new system grounded in:

  • Transparency in appointments
    • Professionalism in conduct
    • Accountability to the public

Until then, India may vote freely, speak freely, even protest freely—

But it will not be ruled justly.
Not until the Robed Raj is named, challenged, and laid to rest.